Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties:

Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of
shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a
pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct
electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties:

Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize
by saturating with alcohol.

Usage:

None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able
to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.

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